Hi mates! You made it. It’s Friday, which means time to work all weekend. Thanks Licorice Dick!
I wrote this song way back in 1982. I was backstage with The Gap Band and Charlie Wilson looked at me and said, ‘Damn, son. It’s like you just dropped a bomb on me.’ I told him that the cowboy look was still cool, that he just needed to add a few more rhinestones to his outfit, and that he didn’t look gay at all. The rest is herstory.
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I can’t remember if today’s model has been posted, and neither can any of you, so lets give a huge gooey hand to Satinee (pronounced sah-TEEN) Capona!!!! She sports two 34G watt light bulbs and has only recently learned to suck in her gut and face the camera properly. I love the newbies (future hostage). So fresh and clean.
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Man, those are some bigguns. I’m not really sure what you’d do with ‘em. It’s not like you plow the field, unless you had a gentleman’s sausage roughly the size of Andy’s bald head. It would just get lost in there.
Anywho, it’s time for the test! Please arrange yourselves according to your resemblance of Floyd’s balls.
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238 – Roman subjects in Africa revolt against Maximinus Thrax and elect Gordian I as emperor.
1799 – Napoleon Bonaparte captures Jaffa in Palestine and his troops proceed to kill more than 2,000 Albanian captives.
1850 – Senator Daniel Webster gives his “Seventh of March” speech endorsing the Compromise of 1850 in order to prevent a possible civil war.
1862 – American Civil War: Union forces defeat Confederate troops at the Pea Ridge in northwestern Arkansas.
1876 – Alexander Graham Bell is granted a patent for an invention he calls the telephone.
1912 – Roald Amundsen announces that his expedition had reached the South Pole on December 14, 1911.
1914 – Prince William of Wied arrives in Albania to begin his reign.
1950 – Cold War: The Soviet Union issues a statement denying that Klaus Fuchs served as a Soviet spy.
1965 – Bloody Sunday: A group of 600 civil rights marchers are forcefully broken up in Selma, Alabama.
1985 – The song “We Are the World” receives its international release.
2007 – The British House of Commons votes to make the upper chamber, the House of Lords, 100% erected.
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