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It’s National Ice Cream Day Wheeee! Go here for an Ice Cream Personality Evaluation Filed under: Happy, I Love You Peeps, new post, Politics, shut your whore mouth, Tastes More Like Regular, The More...
View ArticleCould be heaven
Filed under: bacon, Bunker Pants!, Ed Balls, fuck you, I Love You Peeps, new post, POON!, truther, Vaseline Kiss, weather blog, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this
View ArticleSurprise!
It’s a new poat! EDIT: I found Brooklyn when I hit Page Down in Google Images. You’re welcome! [EDIT/UPDATE]–MJ–Not Surprised Filed under: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Beauty...
View ArticleBBBBBF
Hello, partakers of Friday and Big Boobs. You know what’s better than two-mints-in-one? Me either, but a reasonable facsimile is BBF – yay! I had to do some homework, research really, because it’s...
View ArticleTuesday. Carry On.
Filed under: Generic Category Category, I Love You Peeps, new post, Politics, slut, stupid fucking hippies, The Religion of Peace, Things that really matter, Vaseline Kiss, weather blog, wisermeany,...
View ArticleYou see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with...
Good morning anarchy enthusiasts. Embrace the hate of a government shutdown. Feel the hate and let it flow through you. I know I have, and it feels just…capital. * If you haven’t seen or watched the...
View ArticleMMM Numbah Ninety One: Tough Love Edition
Greetings, Monday fans. After deciding awhile back to rejoin the ranks of the fatassed, Pupster’s starting his diet today after a hefty carb-up to ensure a high weigh-in. Clever. Except that now he has...
View ArticleMMM: I graduated in ’94
First time, anyhow. Then again in ’99, and one last time in ’08. No exposition this week. Not feeling it. Pictures! Tired. Camo enthusiast. Cindy’s my kind of gal. Probably not yours. This week’s poat...
View ArticleIt’s Here
Palate Cleanser: Happy Halloween!! Filed under: alcohol, bacon, Chubs, conspiracy theory, Floyd, I feel like chicken tonight., I Love You Peeps, new post, Tastes More Like Regular
View ArticleL to R: H2, IB–The Real Story of Wiser’s Cover Theory, & What Japan Thinks...
* * Filed under: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Balls, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!,...
View ArticleThanksgiving
* * * * Saturday is the last day to Sign Up for Secret Santa – click on pic of Santa on upper right side of the blog, or this pic below to get signed up. You’ll be sorry if you don’t. Filed under:...
View ArticleMusic Cover Theory™
After scanning the list of ‘Top 100 Cover Songs of All Time,’ I’m actually inclined to agree with Wiser, but not Wiserbud on his fundamental theory. There are many songs on this list that actually...
View ArticleMMM 107: some constructive criticism
Don’t be this girl If at all possible, be this girl. And call me. Looks like a 20# anklet. Neat. Smith machines suck for basically everything, even as dance partners. Oh dear heaven do I miss warm...
View ArticleBig Boob Friday
Hi mates! You made it. It’s Friday, which means time to work all weekend. Thanks Licorice Dick! I wrote this song way back in 1982. I was backstage with The Gap Band and Charlie Wilson looked at me...
View ArticleNew Forking Post
* Let me take a moment to tell you about the things that can fork right the fork off: 1. People who drive below the speed limit in the left lane. 2. Anyone with a hyphenated name. 3. People with...
View ArticleFriends Are Precious
Just wanted you guys to see this nifty plate that Teresa in Fort Worth sent me. Scott and I were befuddled at first until we read the little card that came with this carton. Then we looked closer at...
View ArticleHHD –“Like a Fine Wine” Edition
Well, Roamy’s been a bit preoccupied, what with Mr. RFH’s fender bender earlier this week, so you ladies are stuck with this old lady’s version of Hunky Hunks… The original 007, Sean Connery – still...
View ArticleInequality and Aristocracy
Look, it’s bullshit. If you view the economy as a zero sum game, then income inequality means something to you, but if you believe that you are responsible for your outcome, then you could give a rip....
View ArticleYou wanted a poat…
You’ll accept minimal content… You’ll get selfies. And really, isn’t this the story of Obama? So, I managed to hack a few Hostage cell phones. Let’s take a peek, shall we? MJ Scott Laura Hotspur Dave...
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