Big Boob Friday
Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. Redheads, boobs, and girls in glasses make me happy happy happy . Sometimes music does, too. If I could be serious for a moment, I want you...
View ArticleSunday Funday
For those of you now enjoying the many blessing of church or a massive hangover…Cyn is hiring? * I’m thinking of having cards made with this statement: * Notice how scared Bill is in this picture,...
View ArticleSeis de Mayo!
Welcome to Messican Hangover Day. http://hangoverschool.com/hangover-cures-that-work/ http://www.mademan.com/seven-hangover-cures-that-actually-work/...
View ArticleBBF With Panache
Welcome nose-whistlers, mouth-breathers, and Cyn, to a shiny new BBF poat. Somewhere, a search engine server has burst into flames. because my search key-words have included Leonard Nimoy, ear hole,...
View ArticleGojirra
Popular this weekend I guess. Shot: Chaser: Finale: I’m sure I’ll get fussed at over this. But this is how I roll.Filed under: American Hero, As Little as Possible, fuck you, I Love You Peeps, Kyle,...
View ArticleNow Get Out There and Do Me Proud!
Fun clicky, if it works… http://www.porktrack.com/Filed under: #H2, BOOP!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, I Love You Peeps, The Religion of Piece, Things that really matter, Vaseline...
View ArticleCar Review Tuesday
I admit I have been a slacker and have not posted in 45 years or so. I also admit no one comes to the hostages looking for car reviews. It is something that interested me, and I thought I would give my...
View ArticleHHD
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. The TITS meetup reminded me of why conservative women have more fun. Who would you rather hang out with – Hostages or this guy? I suppose...
View ArticleWe Remember
And shall never forget. Never. Our families expand and contract, we make new friends while others drift off, holidays come and go. This day, 13 years ago, means something different for each of us....
View ArticleMMM 141: what’s done is done
Last week with an office. I don’t know if that will change anytime soon, but it’s true for the foreseeable future. I’m contemplating making them cookies or something. Pupster sent this along, I liked...
View ArticleElection Day
Vote! And report any fraud. Thank you, and have a good day. Update- the view from my dining room window: Filed under: democrats, hopey changey shit, I Love You Peeps, libtards, milestones, Mother...
View ArticleWire Alarm
Meanwhile, south of the boarder we find Edgar Argaez making art happen. Argaez hails from Monterrey. (artist not pictured) He has a standing gig called Pimp My Ruins. Wiser, please to pick me up a...
View ArticleHHD
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get it started. I was all set to put more effort into this week’s HHD to make up for last week, when Beasn went and gave me all the...
View ArticleSunday Night Music
A night for sharing. I’ll open with Psychostick. This one is for Sean, and his beard. And this one is just a classic. Filed under: Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, I Love You Peeps, Lazy Man's Lobster,...
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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Stop hiding the bodies long enough to have some coffee and make fun of my selections. Rocketboy introduced Mini-me and me to RWBY, a...
View ArticleMMM 231: Independence
So, there were some neat parallels between July 4 1776 and June 23, 2016. Both times, it was a big group of Englishmen (primarily) who wanted out from under the thumb of a distant, oppressive,...
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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. A little bit of escapism is needed for today, I think. Let’s see some hunks. Mike Rowe. One man trying to change things for the better,...
View ArticleWorst Secret Santa Gifts Evah
We’re entering one of the most wonderful times of the year in a Hostage’s life: Secreting Santa Time! In addition to the thrill of giving we also get the pleasure of receiving (SYWM). First, a little...
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