BBF With Panache

Welcome nose-whistlers, mouth-breathers, and Cyn, to a shiny new BBF poat.  Somewhere, a search engine server has burst into flames. because my search key-words have included Leonard Nimoy, ear hole, and fat tits.  Rest assured the crack research team for BBF is still on crack.  And never ever use those terms for searching content.  Ever.

Today’s music selection is of the smooth variety. Somebody needs to bring a little class to this fucked up party. Don’t tell Wiser, but I think this might be a cover.

Now that you’ve got your groove on allow me to introduce today’s model. From
Merry Olde England, give a warm welcome to Shay Brown. 5′ 5″ and a svelte
120 lbs. her NHS ID number is 34C 25 35.

Put your hands down. You can ask questions later. Homework first.

1671 Captain Blood steals the Crown Jewels.

1789 George Washington‘s inaugural ball. Ben Franklin may have been there too.

1937 Hindenburg exlpodes. Sea cows hardest hit.

1945 marks VE Day. It’s far more celebratory than VD Day.

1963 Sean Connery stars as James Bond in Dr. No. Mangos become inexplicably popular.

1984 Soviets boycott the Olympics. Good.

1994 Chunnel opened. No, not that one.

Birthdays today include:

Billy Joel (Didn’t die young)

Rosario Dawson (The machine gun leg is fake)

Murphy Brown (Still cancelled)

Ezra Klein (Mildly retarded)

Now for Q and A:

For the record, your mom approves this poat.