For those of you now enjoying the many blessing of church or a massive hangover…Cyn is hiring?
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I’m thinking of having cards made with this statement:
Notice how scared Bill is in this picture, he’s thinking, “Damn, if that lady up there wins, no poontang for Billy the Kid till 2016.” Now we’re talking 2024 until he gets a little lovin’. He knows his next, and possibly last, 8 years will be sexless. Is he willing to let that happen? No way. Billy the Kid, must ride!!!! Also note how the Spanxsuit pushes the extra gelatinous goo down to the ankle, thus creating the cankle.
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