We’re entering one of the most wonderful times of the year in a Hostage’s life: Secreting Santa Time! In addition to the thrill of giving we also get the pleasure of receiving (SYWM). First, a little Christmas music to set the mood.
The only fruitcake I like is made from my Irish grandmother’s recipe (sort of like this one: http://www.dochara.com/the-irish/irish-christmas/traditional-irish-christmas-cake/ ) which she probably copied from a magazine or cookbook somewhere. It’s a production involving wax paper, a tube pan and wrapping the pan with brown paper secured with twine. And that’s just the pan!
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Figurine you really can’t display anywhere
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Tasteless mugs!
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Bathroom set to show your love for St. Nick
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And, since it’s Thursday, this little number
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I’m sure I left a few out. How about you guys? Any awesome SS gifts you can think of to boldly gift where no Hostage has gifted before?
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