HHD
Wednesday already! Enjoy the feast… Filed under: bacon, Balls, Fourth Grade, Happy, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Love You Peeps, Your mom likes this
View ArticleMuskuläre Motivations Montag
Guten tag, wilkommen! I’ve been spending a ton of time working on my Spanish lately over at DuoLingo, and I must say, I really miss German. My Spanish is still appalling, but it’s slowly getting...
View ArticleMotivation. Monday. Muscle.
Good morning, and welcome to your post-football-season hangover. No sympathy from me, as I spent the day as a teetotalin’ weenie, watching Dark Knight Rises and then many episodes of the He-Man reboot....
View ArticleMotivational Monday Muscle
Well, if you’re anything like me (unlikely) another week has flown by for you any can’t believe it’s Monday again, the best damn day of the week. And if you don’t believe me, allow me to try my Jedi...
View ArticleKickin’ Back
Filed under: asshole, Hosefuckers, I Love You Peeps, Lemon Bear Dick Punch, Like you know how to read.
View ArticlePlum Tree Planted
Time for flowers. Texas doesn’t have a long growing season. It has two short ones. Gotta get moving. Also, faggots who don’t like horticulture, fuck you very hello. Filed under: 9/11 Bush's fault,...
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*UPDATE* – Mare goes full MJ *UPDATE* – This post smokes all kinds of cock. Filed under: Balls, I Love You Peeps
View ArticleMonday Muscular Motivational
After two days off last week due to a power outage, followed by another day of getting nearly nothing done because my primary machine was busticated by all the power cycling, followed by a day in the...
View ArticleIn Which I Post Stuff With the Word ‘Shit’ In It
I really don’t get this meme, but it sort of creeps me out and I laugh every time I see it. I think this is great advice. Follow your shitty dreams. * So much depends upon on a red hoopty… Bitches...
View ArticleI Can Not Stop Laughing at This
Good morning. Peas and carrots. That’s what the weekend is all about. Well, mostly peas, but whatevs. * I really like this song, and there’s a shark playing a saxophone in the video. That alone is...
View ArticleBuffet Style
Filed under: alcohol, American Hero, bacon, I Love You Peeps, Things that really matter, weather blog, You're gonna love my nuts
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Filed under: Generic Category Category, I Love You Peeps, John Galt, Like you know how to read., pron, Things that really matter, ZOMFG!!11ty!
View ArticleBig Bewb Friday
Hello, and welcome once again to Big Boob Friday. Today at H2 we will be exploring the studio space and discussing taxes, birthday days of the week, parasitic fish tongue lice, squash gardening and the...
View ArticleNeeds a Spanking
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MJ! Filed under: Balls, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Beauty Personified, Birthday Cake, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, fucking genius, Happy, Hosefuckers, I Love You Peeps, Lemon Bear Dick Punch, Old...
View ArticleMonday Muscular Motivationz
Greetings and salutations to any and all who read this. Unless you voted for 0bama, in which case I hope your day is filled with life-altering tragedy. No, really. I hope your doc tells you that you...
View ArticleGardening Secrets
Filed under: cat blogging, Good Stupid, Happy, I Love You Peeps, personal junk, shut your whore mouth, The More You Know, weather blog, Your mom likes this
View ArticleHappy Father’s Day Sunday
Filed under: American Hero, BANGLAR!, Blue Man Group, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Good Stupid, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hosefuckers, I Love You Peeps, It must be true!, John...
View ArticleHHD
Mmm… hi, handsome… **UPDATE***- Must credit Pupster. I sent this gif to Roamie for HHD, but apparently I emailed the wrong humper. Story of my life. Filed under: As Little as Possible, Drunken...
View ArticleMew Mew Mew
Mornin’ folks. As I cannot face unmitigated reality for more than a few hours at a time, and I spent most of Saturday at work doing the work thing, I spent the balance of the weekend in the escapist...
View ArticleWell, I’ll be…
Filed under: bbq, cheese, conspiracy theory, Ed Balls, Generic Category Category, I Love You Peeps, Lemon Bear Dick Punch, Vaseline Kiss, wing nut wingnut
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